LIMITED TO 20 VERY CLASSY INDIVIDUALS

Wow. We don’t know if you’re that generous or that much of a drinker! Honestly at this level of donation, you can be whatever you want. In fact, at this level, I may just hand deliver your package of barware. (Honestly, for all the barware you just ordered it may be cheaper for me to get in my car and make the drive.) Seriously, this is a boatload of drinkware, and you can now open your own small bar.  

There is nothing you can’t do with all of the following:

• 2 autographed copies of The Blue Monkey Quarantina Cocktail Show + a free download!

• Exclusive bar charts, unavailable for sale anywhere else (2 sets)

• 2 BMQ pint glasses

• 2 BMQ Old Fashioned glasses

• 2 BMQ Highball glasses

• 2 BMQ Martini glasses

• 2 Exclusive BMQ sponsor shirts— you can’t buy these anywhere! Priceless!

• BMQ cocktail shaker

• 4 BMQ coozies

• 2 BMQ stickers

• recognition on the BMQ bar shelf!

And….

• a premium JUICER!

Did I just read that correctly? A juicer? No, not a juicer, this is the juicer. You are not only helping kids get warm coats, this juicer puts kids from foreign countries through college! Did you have any idea how generous you were? Amazing. And to say this is the Top Shelf level really isn’t enough. This is the Limited Top Shelf Sponsorship. You hardcore generous, drinking SOB— we love you! You have given a lot. In fact, we are a little worried about you, that’s why you get an extra book; we want to make sure you are getting out and talking to people. But hey, keep drinking and keep donating!