OK. This is getting impressive. Not only are you wanting to be a sponsor to help the kids, but you are donating at a level that says, “Hey, look at me. I am a charitable SOB and I also may have a drinking problem because I want a lot of barware.” And for that, we love you.

You are going to be the envy of your friends because you are getting all of the following:

• autographed copy of The Blue Monkey Quarantina Cocktail Show + a free download!

• Exclusive bar charts, unavailable for sale anywhere else

• 2 BMQ pint glasses

• 2 BMQ Old Fashioned glasses

• 2 Exclusive BMQ sponsor shirts— you can’t buy these anywhere! Priceless!

• BMQ cocktail shaker

• 4 BMQ coozies

• 2 BMQ stickers

• recognition on the BMQ Premium bar shelf!

Plus, all sponsor packages receive free shipping! (You’re doing a nice thing, so we figured we could too.)

Not only are you helping kids stay warm, with this level of barware you can keep yourself warm too! (Making drinks. You get it?) We are honored to have you as a sponsor and hope you continue to support the Coat Drive. (And you can still donate more because this doesn’t include quite all of the barware. Just making sure you know in case your friends come over and ask for a martini and then you’re like—awkward— I didn’t get the BMQ martini glass. But you be you.) And seriously, thank you!