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Blue Monkey Quarantina

Like you even need to read a description for this magnificently written literary piece. There is talk already of a Pulitzer, Nobel prize in literature, and even a New York Times’ Best Seller. But why wait for those things to happen (or even be true)? You need this book in your life! This is the Top Quarantine Cocktail Book ever published— and yes as far as we know it is the only one as well. This book has everything: pictures, words, and pages. Did we mention these are full color pictures and there are almost 200 pages? That’s less than twenty cents a page! I don’t even know how you print a color-page for under twenty cents! (Seriously, did anyone check on the cost of all these books? I mean it really seems like we may be losing money on this item.) Our mistake is your gain though, because this cocktail book will make you the greatest bartender in your house! Learn how to make classics like an Old-Fashioned, Martini, Margarita, Pina Colada, or Long Island Iced Tea, and even some new drinks you may have wanted to try but were just too afraid to ask about, like the Singapore Sling, Cuba Libre, Mai Tai, or a Rum Runner! There are over 62 beautiful cocktails in this book ready for you to make, enjoy, and even share. (And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our merchandise is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!)

Drinking is just better when you have the right t-shirt. Don’t get me wrong, any shirt can work as a drinking shirt, but when you want people to know you’re no drinking amateur, then you pull out the BMQ t-shirt. Have a t-shirt that says I go to bars and order drinks. Let them know it’s for charity too. Make them figure out if you’re generous or a drinker. You will be the envy of others trying to order a drink while wearing a plain t-shirt. In fact, you can expect quicker service at almost any bar because you are wearing this official BMQ t-shirt.* This shirt is super-soft and super-comfortable and feels just like your favorite vintage tee (or sweatshirt or whatever garment you prefer to compare). And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our clothing is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!
*There is no proof that you will receive any special service for wearing this t-shirt; however, if we see you out wearing it at a bar you can be sure we will do something nice for you.

Please note, the back of the BMQ baseball t-shirt varies slightly from the other BMQ clothing. It features the bar’s tagline at the nape of the neck, rather than in the center of your back.

Drinking is just better when you have the right t-shirt. Don’t get me wrong, any shirt can work as a drinking shirt, but when you want people to know you’re no drinking amateur, then you pull out the BMQ t-shirt. Have a t-shirt that says I go to bars and order drinks. Let them know it’s for charity too. Make them figure out if you’re generous or a drinker. You will be the envy of others trying to order a drink while wearing a plain t-shirt. In fact, you can expect quicker service at almost any bar because you are wearing this official BMQ t-shirt.* This shirt is super-soft and super-comfortable and feels just like your favorite vintage tee (or sweatshirt or whatever garment you prefer to compare). And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our clothing is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!
*There is no proof that you will receive any special service for wearing this t-shirt; however, if we see you out wearing it at a bar you can be sure we will do something nice for you.

Drinking on a crisp fall or winter day is just better when you have the right hoodie. Don’t get me wrong, any hoodie can work, but when you want people to know you’re no drinking amateur, then you pull out the BMQ merch. Have a hoodie that says I go to bars and order drinks. Let them know it’s for charity too. Make them figure out if you’re generous or a drinker. You will be the envy of others trying to order a drink while wearing a regular hoodie. In fact, you can expect quicker service at almost any bar because you are wearing this official BMQ hoodie.* This hoodie is super-soft and super-comfortable and feels just like your favorite vintage sweatshirt (or t-shirt or whatever garment you prefer to compare). And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our clothing is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!
*There is no proof that you will receive any special service for wearing this hoodie; however, if we see you out wearing it at a bar you can be sure we will do something nice for you.

Beating the heat with a cool drink is just better when you have the right tank top. Don’t get me wrong, any tank can work, but when you want people to know you’re no drinking amateur, then you pull out the BMQ merch. Have a tank top that says I go to bars and order drinks. Let them know it’s for charity too. Make them figure out if you’re generous or a drinker. You will be the envy of others trying to order a drink while wearing a plain tank top. In fact, you can expect quicker service at almost any bar because you are wearing this official BMQ tank.* This tank top is super-soft and super-comfortable and feels just like your favorite vintage tee (or sweatshirt or whatever garment you prefer to compare). And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our clothing is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!
*There is no proof that you will receive any special service for wearing this tank top; however, if we see you out wearing it at a bar you can be sure we will do something nice for you.

Have you ever thought, “Is there a way I can tell the world that I like drinking alcohol so much that I watch a cocktail show online?” We heard you loud and clear. This baseball cap lets everyone you know about good drinking because you know about the Blue Monkey Quarantina; but it also says you are sophisticated because the baseball cap screams quality and good looks. (And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our clothing is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!)

This is THE OFFICIAL—technically, the only—BMQ merchandise in the—wait for it— WORLD! If you are going to drink, you need to make sure you do it in style and show off that beautiful Blue Monkey Quarantina logo. This pilsner glass is the perfect pilsner for your barware collection. It is a true pint glass and will hold not only that lovely beer, but also any large format cocktail you want to drink. While we recommend it for a Long Island Iced Tea, you could make yourself one large martini if you wanted—we won’t judge. But why not get the martini glass too, for goodness sakes? - we’re not animals here.  Don’t be the one person who has bad barware. Be proud. Be BMQ proud. Order yours today.

This is THE OFFICIAL—technically, the only—BMQ merchandise in the— wait for it—WORLD! If you are going to drink, you need to make sure you do it in style and show off that beautiful Blue Monkey Quarantina logo. This highball glass is the perfect option for your barware collection. It is a whopping 6.5 inches tall holding 9.5oz of any tall cocktail you serve. May we suggest serving your Collins in this glass? How about a Paloma? Singapore Sling? You get it— lots of drinks and lots of options. Don’t be the one person who has bad barware. Be proud. Be BMQ proud. Order yours today.

This is THE OFFICIAL—technically, the only—BMQ merchandise in the— wait for it— WORLD! If you are going to drink, you need to make sure you do it in style and show off that beautiful Blue Monkey Quarantina logo. This rocks glass, aka Old-Fashioned Glass or Lowball Glass, is the perfect option for your barware collection. It has a distinguished (yes, he said distinguished) slanted profile as well as a concave (or convex— depends which way you are looking, I guess) bottom. And this glass has such a beautiful weight. Trust us when we say that you are going to look important as you sip whatever cocktail out of this majestic glass.  May we suggest a Negroni or an Old-Fashioned? How appropriate! Don’t be the one person who has bad barware. Be proud. Be BMQ proud. Order yours today.

This is THE OFFICIAL—technically, the only—BMQ merchandise in the— wait for it— WORLD! If you are going to drink, you need to make sure you do it in style and show off that beautiful Blue Monkey Quarantina logo. This martini glass may be missing the stem, but it is the perfect martini glass for your barware collection. It is painstakingly balanced and then hand painted with the BMQ logo. Ok, it’s not hand-painted, but it was a real b#$^h trying to find a custom logo martini glass! What it lacks in a stem is made up in its glorious beauty. And really, you’re just going to break a martini glass with a stem anyway. Heck, we are saving you the hassle by removing the stem for you! You’re welcome. So how about a nice martini— no, dirty martini!— out of this glass. You know you want it. Don’t be the one person who has bad barware. Be proud. Be BMQ proud. Order yours today.

This is THE OFFICIAL—technically, the only—BMQ merchandise in the—wait for it—WORLD! If you are going to drink, you need to make sure you do it in style and show off that beautiful Blue Monkey Quarantina logo. This shaker tin is not for just anyone—but it is for you, so long as you want to make the best damn craft cocktails in your neighborhood! And this isn’t your little shaker tin from the store. Nay, this is the ultimate shaker tin coming in at 7 inches tall and holding a whopping 28oz! What?! 28oz? Yes, I just said that— 28oz. Get ready to drink because that is more than a fifth of liquor (a fifth of liquor is 25 3/5 ounces—the more you know).  But we’re not animals here, so please don’t use an entire fifth for a cocktail. Split it between at least two. Don’t be the one person who has bad barware. Be proud. Be BMQ proud. Order yours today.

Yes we have koozies— or “coozies” if you prefer. These are made of some of the finest polyurethane foam we were able to source. Coming in at a whopping 4mm thickness you could probably buy enough of these to make yourself a wetsuit that could keep you nice and warm. The better use is buying enough of these so that you can hand them out to your friends and have them say, “Where is this bar? When did you go here? And why didn’t you invite me? Don’t you like us enough to take us to your new bar? We like monkey business.” Then it may get awkward, but you started one hell of a conversation with that koozie! And did we mention they really work? In an independent test we used 6 koozies on 6 different cans of beer. The test revealed that each koozie stayed on the can of beer and the beer was still cold on the last sip. Science. (And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our merchandise is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!)

Sometimes you just need to tell the world, “I know a great place to drink.” Nothing says this louder or prouder than the BMQ sticker. It’s a perfect 4-inch round sticker that—you guessed it— sticks to anything. You can slap it on your computer, your bumper, your house, or even your neighbor’s house. Share them at your local bars and say, “Hey, I’ve been here. Have you?” This sticker is really sticky; we imported the finest glue available in a sticker. And if you’re wondering, “Do I have to lick this giant 4-inch round sticker to make it work?” The answer is NO! These are the latest in self-adhesive stick technology. Nothing but the finest stickers here. (And if you're environmentally conscious - don't worry. All our merchandise is 100% organic, never tested on animals, and is 100% gluten free! Enjoy!)